By Elvis Preston King / Published on October 29th, 2007 / Health & Medical
Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you very much for your attention. I always new that I am the top Playboy in the world. Recently I posted a challenge on the internet called “The World’s Top Playboy Playoff Challenge” because in my heart I know that I am the best.
I discovered a group of guys who are known as PUA’s Pick-up Artists. They quickly posted me on a forum called Thundercat’s Seduction Lair. One man named Mystery quickly came to the forum to challenge me with words, but I could see with good reason that he was very scared to meet me in the Playboy Playoff Challenge. He called on all of his friends who came by the forum to criticize the new KING. A couple of my friends and one of my friends girlfriends tried to defend me but they made me look like a lying fool. I tried to coach them as what to write, but now I think Thundercat thinks I am a fraud. But the truth is I simply am the world’s top playboy or the new term that I discovered that these guys use is PUA or pick up artist.
I found a post called the top 10 PUA’s at Thundercat Seduction Lair and I read up on all the guys. While they are all very entertaining and I am sure they can pick up girls like Tom Cruise only dreams about. I can see that in a one on one competition I can beat them all hands down. I work internationally. I do not date escorts, prostitutes or topless dancers (Mystery even offers a course on how to date topless dancers.) I like sweet innocent girls which also keeps my HIV risk lower than if were dating topless dancers.
I offer a service for men who need help in picking up girls. My client points and I pick up and seduce the Playmate or the dream girl that he has selected. Other PUA’s make their living by selling courses, seminars, books, videos etc. I have talked to some of their students and after the hype wears off most of them are no better off than when they started. Although I will say I believe that learning their techniques can help a poor lonely guy score. YES these books and courses do have value. I am sure Even Elvis could learn a play or two from these guys. But for the guy who just can’t get laid and the guy who just loves girls I am his answer. No course, no study just let Elvis do his job. Ultimately I am looking for one wanna-be playboy who wants to live the playboy life full-time with me. Forget the job, forget the business just live and get laid with Playmate after Playmate after Playmate. Elvis Preston King…Thank you very much.
Elvis is waiting for you’re email at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours