By Elvis Preston King / Published on October 30th, 2007 / Health & Medical
What? you don’t think Hef is a nice guy. While I have never met him personally I would have to say that he is a very nice guy. I am sure he is very good to his 6 girlfriends.
Hello Ladies and gentlemen I am Elvis Preston King I am the world’s number 1 Playboy. I have fantastic relationships with more girls than any man on the planet. Yes, that means getting laid every single day with playmate after playmate after playmate.
I believe in relationships for more than just for sex as well as relationships just for sex. Like Hef I believe every good playboy is entitled to more than just one girl. However, there is nothing wrong with having 5 to 10 really special girlfriends that you love and if a playboy chooses maybe even one special girl. Every one wants special people in their lives. I have one snow white blonde 18 year old playmate that won’t leave me no matter what I do. I found out recently that she actually loves the king. Now I never was convinced that an 18 year old girl could love a 55 year old man but it has been confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt. The king loves her too. But the worlds’ top playboy can not be with just one woman no matter how beautiful and sweet she is. I have tried. I am always an UNHAPPY camper. Needless to say Snowwhite has the number one spot in my heart.
Check with Hef he has never been able to stay with just one woman either. Now I know what Elvis Presley went through loving Priscilla, but not being able to resist the temptations of all the women chasing him. Yes, I have the same problem that Elvis Presley had and even worse. My phone rings every two minutes and I have over 1000 girls trying to convince me to bed them. Talk about temptation. I don’t resist I go for it!
I like philanthropy for poor people. I like helping out the poor. I have adopted children. I have families that I have adopted and it gives me great satisfaction to see people have better lives because I can help.
Do your Google search and you will see that Hef, Hugh Hefner from Playboy and his Playboy Empire also are big into charity. He always has good charitable events going on over at the Playboy Mansion.
Playboys are nice guys too. Why else would all those girls chase us. Don’t say it’s only for money. I don’t just give girls money like some people think.
It’s because I have romantic moves that make Brad Pitt look like a school boy. Sorry about my vanity but when you are Elvis it just GOES to YOUR HEAD.
By the way even though I hold the world record of the most seductions and I make Motley Crue look like a high school student. There are a new group of playboys called pick up artists who devote their lives to perfecting the art of seduction. Most pick up artists are American guys. I have challenged them in open competition to see who can seduce more girls in a given time in the “World’s Top Playboy Playoff Challenge.” While they are very good at their art no one is willing to meet Elvis Preston King for fear of being defamed by a SENIOR playboy with more experience and simply because they know they just can’t win.
Playboys and pick up artists are nice guys too we just like getting laid. Something that has been restrained in the US since the first Puritans sailed over on the Mayflower. A few guys have always resisted society from Howard Hughes to Hugh Hefner to Elvis Preston King. Long live the Playboys of the world who are for the most part just loveable nice guys.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours