By Elvis Preston King / Published on October 31th, 2007 / Health & Medical
Momma's boys get the girls

Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
Thank God my Dad never paid any attention to me. All my attention came from Momma. Admittedly that can cause a guy to become gay. Thank God it went the other way for me. I am the world’s number 1 pick-up artist, the world’s top playboy and you’ll have to ask my 1047 girlfriends but I would have to assume that I am the world’s greatest lover as well. I love girls. I think it is my Dad’s genes and my Mom’s upbringing that put me where I am today. The world’s greatest ladies man!
Luckily fate did grace me with some of my macho man father’s genes. He is a great hunter of animals. He did pass his deer hunting skills onto me. The two legged kind of course. I could never kill one of Santa’s Rein Deer.
Momma probably wouldn’t approve, but she has heard it through the grapevine that her son is the world’s number 1 womanizer.
It’s just that if you have always been around women you learn how they talk, what they think, and how they feel. With this ammunition you can either become gay and join them or use your skills against them to get what all men want from women. SEX, of course.
I some times feel that I have been given an unfair advantage. All my life I never have had a buddy. When I was in grade school and the other boys were playing baseball I was making out with girls on the merry-go-round. When I was 18 while the guys invited me to play pool I was out cruising for girls in my 55 Chevy convertible. When I was 45 I was cruising for girls in my Ferrari.
Now I am walking and I get more girls than any man alive at 55 years old. I developed my pick-up artist skills to an ultimate level that no one can even come close to matching. I have even posted an international challenge called “The World’s Top Playboy Playoff Challenge.” With good reason no one will face me in open street real world competition. I can beat any man alive in the sport of picking up and seducing more girls per day, per week, per month or per year. Thanks Mom for giving me all of that attention.
One day I’ll marry one of my dream girls if I can just find a girl like dear old MOM. I have been looking for 40 years, but I never get tired of the chase. Of course, the girls chase the NEW KING. For more info on the enigma Elvis Preston King do a Google search, but you have to put in his FULL NAME, Elvis Preston King. Also you can find a lot of articles at Articles Factory.
I just love my Momma and my Poppa.


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Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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