By OfficeComedy.com / Published on June 18th, 2007 / Humor
10. Take notes in finger paint.
9. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently and keep muttering the words “I came prepared”
8. Laugh uproariously at a quip [..]
By Robert Levin / Published on June 16th, 2007 / Humor
One weathercaster called it a “must-see light and shadow show by the Old Master Himself,” but I can’t say this last solar eclipse was worthy of the recommendation. Not even total, and staged (in [..]
By David D. Deprice / Published on June 14th, 2007 / Humor
Meet the Dropheads, hilarious and loveable characters with treasure on their mind. Help these strange little guys navigate the seas by matching them in groups of four or more.
Then, [..]
By OfficeComedy.com / Published on June 13th, 2007 / Humor
10. Slowly slump in your seat. When you are about to fall off the chair, suddenly straighten up and apologize profusely.
9. Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on the table, [..]
By Ed Williams / Published on June 11th, 2007 / Humor
“Free Wheelin’”Quirks.We all have ‘em.In one form or the other.Examples proliferate.Some quirky writers write one sentence paragraphs...
Okay, okay, I’ll stop! Y’all gotta admit I had ya [..]
By James L. Snyder / Published on June 9th, 2007 / Humor
Every mother harbors a mystery of some sort. Many handed down from one generation to the next forming a bond so strong no man can penetrate.
I came to realize this at an early age, [..]
There's a lot of stupid assed speakers and such in my school that come and talk to us about sex and saying no.Bullshit I say,they hand out papers with 50 ways to say no to sex.Being the nice guy [..]
This article was dug up from the EpicZone's Archive.I have only recently started putting my articles on goarticles.com,but felt that this being the most popular article on my site,could not be [..]
By Timothy Whitt / Published on June 4th, 2007 / Humor
There are a lot of people out there who for one reason or another really can’t so something. This article is not about you so don’t be offended. This article is about all the other people who for [..]
By Perry Estelle / Published on June 1th, 2007 / Humor
It always fries my brains when I have nothing more creative to do with my time than visit a computer store. It is a bit like sending a Brit soldier to the gulf without any body armour. I am [..]
By James L. Snyder / Published on May 30th, 2007 / Humor
For years, I smugly prided myself as a non-fax machine person. I felt it beneath my dignity to own such a technical contraption.
For years, I smugly prided myself as a non-fax machine [..]
By Timothy Whitt / Published on May 28th, 2007 / Humor
Let me give you some advice putting together a swing set takes more then one person. That is unless you enjoy suffering aches and pains in muscles you did not even know you had. My wife told me [..]
By James L. Snyder / Published on May 26th, 2007 / Humor
I said something last week I haven't said in years. Where it came from, I really don't know. It's funny, you're tooling along minding your own business for weeks, maybe months at a time, and then [..]
I guess I did a lot of stupid things when I was a Kid. But buying my Mom a battery powered vibrator, had to be at the top of the list of stupid things I did. Of course, I had no idea what I was [..]
Yes,I know I write a lot of things about McDonalds on my site,but when you work there it's hard to not complain about one thing or the other.Now I've decided it would make my job much more [..]
By Stephanie Molnar / Published on May 23th, 2007 / Humor
Honey Best: Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
Violet Parr: We act normal Mom. I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's [..]
By Stephanie Molnar / Published on May 21th, 2007 / Humor
Worst Idea AwardTom: It's a Jump to Conclusions Mat. You see... You have this mat with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Straight-Shooter AwardPeter: You see [..]
By Stephanie Molnar / Published on May 19th, 2007 / Humor
Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties!
Gracie Hart: You think I'm [..]
By Stephanie Molnar / Published on May 18th, 2007 / Humor
Austin Powers 2Austin: I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don't kick a man in the pills. It's just not cricket.
City Slickers Quote PageMitch: You know that's such a [..]
By Stephanie Molnar / Published on May 16th, 2007 / Humor
Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?
Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're [..]
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