By James L. Snyder / Published on October 14th, 2007 / Humor
I had a dream the other night. Dream nothing, it was a nightmare, if you must know the truth. Normally I don't put too much stock in dreams — or — nightmares, as the case may be, but this was [..]
By Alex Reidiboim and Martin Winer / Published on October 12th, 2007 / Humor
SeinfeldThe ChairsPrologue:Jerry: Coffee is a miraculous drink. Just think of the miraculous chain of events that had to take place to create this beverage. Somewhere, somebody had to figure out [..]
By Theolonius McTavish / Published on October 10th, 2007 / Humor
Copyright by Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.HOLIDAY IN HADES? -- Or, more about life in the nether world from Our Man in Hades --Who says things never change in Hades?To remain [..]
By James Collins / Published on October 8th, 2007 / Humor
Scottish Pet Portraits Patch A Scottish Collie It seems as if I've always had dogs around; in my work as a pet portrait artist, under my feet or occupying my favourite chair at home. And also in [..]
By James Collins / Published on October 7th, 2007 / Humor
The Texas Trail A few weeks ago I received an email from my ISP company. For those who don't know what that is, it's a company which hosts websites. This particular organisation is very large [..]
By James Collins / Published on October 5th, 2007 / Humor
Out of Africa An Improbable Tail A few weeks ago there was a small stir of excitement in our area, which briefly lit up the gloom of our northern Scottish winter like the Northern Lights, which [..]
Sometimes you just get lucky. I ran out of gas in Paiper Machet, Louisiana, on my way to a convention for freelance bumper sticker writers. My "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me" had become an [..]
This is a true story. It was told to me by a guy I met on a Riverboat. That’s how I know it’s true; who could doubt the veracity of a River Rat? He didn’t use any backup singers when he told it [..]
By Theolonius McTavish / Published on September 28th, 2007 / Humor
WORLD TINKLE PANTRY DAY!-- Or, how to celebrate the wonders of water-closets--Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.November 19th is a very auspicious occasion. It's none other [..]
By Seamus Dolly / Published on September 26th, 2007 / Humor
Some Technical Treason.Six ways to effectively speed up your P.C.1.Place it on Jet, as close as possible to the front.2.Increase your ram by putting him on growth hormones. Fasten your P.C. onto [..]
By David Leonhardt / Published on September 25th, 2007 / Humor
Very Precise Fortune CookiesBy David LeonhardtI cracked open the fortune cookie and read the little slip of paper on the inside. Immediately I realized that it had been written by a weather [..]
By Jim Edwards / Published on September 23th, 2007 / Humor
Have you ever had egg and red beet root on your hamburger? I haven't... in fact, when I pulled the top of the bun off my burger at "Hungry Jack's" and saw not the usual pickle, onion and special [..]
By Mike Nalbone / Published on September 21th, 2007 / Humor
Noted director now required to urinate in public, spit on Americans. PARIS, France (Mike's Newswire) -- President Jacques Chirac bestowed his Country’s most prestigious title upon U.S. film [..]
By James L. Snyder / Published on September 19th, 2007 / Humor
The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed like that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to [..]
By Seamus Dolly / Published on September 18th, 2007 / Humor
Following is an excerpt from The Trivial Times . It is set in a newspaper/browser setting. It is a column by an "expert" in historical matter, hence the title. Some consideration must be made for [..]
By Seamus Dolly / Published on September 16th, 2007 / Humor
Following is an excerpt from The Trivial Times . It is set in a newspaper/browser setting. It is a column by an "expert" in historical matter, hence the title. Some consideration must be made for [..]
By Theolonius McTavish / Published on September 14th, 2007 / Humor
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.-- SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS --Every year the Ho-Ho-Ho-ing chap in the red tunic with the white whiskers gets inundated with some pretty [..]
By Theolonius McTavish / Published on September 12th, 2007 / Humor
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.HO HO HO MEMORANDUMTO: All employeesFROM: The ManagementDATE: December 2, 2004RE: Reducing the Unintended Consequences of Getting into [..]
By Seamus Dolly / Published on September 11th, 2007 / Humor
Tranni D'Electric is an "expert" columnist with The Trivial Times. Her passion and insight with regard to consumer goods, are unmatched. However, she can be confusing, such is her logical brain. [..]
By James L. Snyder / Published on September 9th, 2007 / Humor
The traditional fowl of choice of ministers is usually thought to be chicken. This foul thought, however, is a terrible fallacy.Nobody would argue, at least for long, that we have sacrificed [..]
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